Dear Gossip...

It's been fun but, the time has come.

Dear Gossip,

Ah, my old friend. My constant companion. My bringer of joy and laughter and excitement. My step-ladder to the many high horses I’ve ridden over the years. I love you deeply, almost co-dependently, but the time has come for us to go our separate ways. As they say, it’s not you, it’s me.

I am aware that we have become somewhat more distant in…